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Malgosia Green, Match Group Asia CEO, discusses AI's role in human connection and dating apps.
December 10, 2025 1 min read

When Algorithms Fall Flat: Why AI Can't Replicate Human Connection, According to Match Group Asia CEO

Green's perspective, coming from the head of Match Group Asia – the behemoth behind dating giants like Tinder and Hinge – carries significant weight. She champions AI's role in enhancing the user experience, perhaps by refining matches based on deeper compatibility metrics, suggesting icebreakers, or by offering safer communication tools, rather than attempting to generate synthetic emotions or conversations. This stance is particularly pertinent in markets like India, where online dating penetration, while growing, remains lower than other Asian counterparts, indicating a nuanced approach is needed to build trust and genuinely facilitate connections without overwhelming users with artificiality.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

Fed Follies & Global Gridlock: Why This Week's Central Bank Decisions Are a High-Stakes Circus

Federal Reserve building with global currency symbols and market charts overlaid, symbolizing central bank decisions.

Forget reality TV; the real drama is unfolding in the hallowed, yet surprisingly fractured, halls of the Federal Reserve. With policymakers seemingly more split than a banana at a smoothie bar over a potential rate cut, the global audience is braced for a monetary policy high-wire act. It’s less about consensus and more about who blinks first, turning what should be a calculated economic maneuver into a guessing game that makes market speculation look positively disciplined.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

Sebi's AIF Overhaul: More Autonomy for Elite Funds, Less Red Tape for the 'Smart Money'?

Financial market chart with 'AIF' and 'Sebi' logos, representing new investment fund regulations.

Well, well, well, it seems Sebi has decided that the already 'Accredited Investors' (the folks who don't need hand-holding, apparently) deserve even *less* hand-holding. With new rules allowing 'AI-only schemes,' it's almost as if they're saying, 'You're rich, you're smart, go play in your own sandbox with fewer pesky rules.' One can almost hear the collective sigh of relief from fund managers who are now spared the horror of explaining complex financial instruments to... well, anyone not already on the Forbes list. It's less regulation, more 'guided freedom' for the financial elite, ensuring their capital can flow even more unencumbered.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

Government to IndiaAI Mission LLMs: Fix bias in AI models

An illustration of artificial intelligence models being scrutinized for bias, with symbols representing Indian culture and diversity.

Fixing bias in AI is like asking a mirror to fix your bad hair day – the problem isn't the reflection, it's the source data. India's AI Mission telling LLMs to 'just eliminate bias' in caste, gender, and regional stereotypes is a noble, yet hilariously ambitious, directive. It presumes these models are sentient beings capable of moral epiphany, rather than sophisticated pattern-matchers trained on the messy, imperfect mirror of human data. Good luck scrubbing out millennia of societal prejudice with a few lines of code; it's less a bug fix and more a socio-cultural exorcism.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

IIT Bombay's AI Ambition: Is the Future Made in Labs, or Boardrooms?

IIT Bombay's main building with a futuristic AI-themed graphic overlay, symbolizing innovation and technology.

Well, well, well, it seems IIT Bombay decided the best way to innovate wasn't just *teaching* about AI, but actually *being* the AI industry. One has to wonder if this is a genius move to finally keep India's brightest minds and their groundbreaking IP on home soil, or a subtle admission that the traditional academic ivory tower needs a serious silicon foundation to stay relevant in the global tech arms race. Either way, it's a bold declaration: 'Why just produce graduates for the next big tech company when you can *be* the next big tech company?'

December 09, 2025 1 min read

The Spin Cycle Stops: Whirlpool India's Billion-Dollar Stake Sale to Advent Goes Bust

Stylized image of Whirlpool of India shares falling, representing the collapsed stake sale talks.

Well, it seems Advent International and Whirlpool Corp couldn't agree on the right wash cycle for Whirlpool of India. One side wanted a quick rinse, the other a heavy-duty spin, and now the whole $1 billion deal has gone spectacularly dry. Perhaps someone forgot to read the instructions, or maybe the detergent was just too expensive – either way, investors are left staring at a spinning drum with nothing but suds to show for it. It's a stark reminder that even the biggest corporate laundry days can get tangled when expectations don't align.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

Derivatives Get a Head Start: NSE's Pre-Open Session Kicks Off!

A clock showing 9:00 AM on a trading screen, symbolizing the start of NSE's pre-open session for equity derivatives.

The National Stock Exchange, ever the diligent market chef, has decided our equity derivatives deserve a luxurious 15-minute 'mise en place' before the main trading feast. Frankly, it feels a bit like giving a high-speed train an extra five minutes to leave the station – admirable in theory, but mostly just more time for the AI algorithms to practice their synchronized swimming routines before the rest of us even find our coffee. Let's just hope this pre-game huddle actually leads to less chaotic goal-scoring and not just a more drawn-out warm-up act for volatility.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

ET in the Valley: AngelList rethinks India play as new rules impact investing

A stylized image depicting investment flows between India and the US, with regulatory documents impacting the path.

AngelList rethinking its India strategy due to new rules isn't just a business pivot; it's a cosmic dance between regulations and ambition. While some might see stricter oversight as a buzzkill for India's vibrant startup scene, perhaps it's simply a filter, separating the truly interstellar ideas from those still stuck in Earth's atmosphere. India isn't just a market; it's becoming a launchpad, albeit one with increasingly complex flight controls, forcing platforms like AngelList to adapt their stargates for a new generation of "extraterrestrial" founders. The challenge now is less about finding talent, and more about navigating the terrestrial bureaucracy.

December 09, 2025 1 min read

Demand Revival: IT Services Firms Log a Staggering 26% Jump in Q2 Deal Wins

A graph showing an upward trend in deal wins for IT services firms, with abstract AI-related imagery in the background.

Well, look who decided to show up to the party! After what felt like an eternity of cautious budgeting and "wait-and-see" attitudes, IT services firms are logging deal wins like it's 2019 again. Turns out, when you whisper "artificial intelligence" in a CEO's ear, wallets suddenly spring open faster than a pop-up ad on a free streaming site. It’s not just a bump; it’s a full-blown scramble to not be left behind in the great AI gold rush, and frankly, IT firms are just happy to be holding the shovels.